Well buddy, 14 years just wasn’t enough. It’s been almost a week now and it hasn’t been any easier. This is the first time I’ve been home since you’ve been gone and the house is so different. No howls, no greetings, just quiet and an obvious absence.
Well ok, you knew that already. See, Dr Dumbass was my alter ego. Now I think he’s kicked the shit out of Dr Satch and taken over. Tell me what you think. The players involved…a bucket, a bicycle with two flat tires, a bottle of whiskey and yours truly.